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radivs:

'A Walk on the Wildside' by Brenda Lopez

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
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"Do not try to be pretty. You weren’t meant to be pretty; you were meant to burn down the earth and graffiti the sky. Don’t let anyone ever simplify you to just ‘pretty’." - Things I Wish My Mother Had Taught Me | d.a.s    (via wanduring)
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typeverything:

Ampersand screen print. Available at http://darrenbooth.com/shop/
jeanettegetrost:

Taylor Schilling in Zuhair Murad at the 2014 Emmy’s
do-not-touch-my-food:

Sausage Gravy